A list of funny things (thanks to wendy h.)

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. (& Mohammed = prophet)

3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(practise too much alr.. that's why)

5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
(maybe that's why their national debt is so high)

6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
(we must be trying too hard to flirt with guys)

8. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.

9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

10. People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

12. The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.

14. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

15. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history : Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

16. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =12,345,678,987,654,321
(genuine comment: this is like amazing lah. God's DA math genius)

17. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

18. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.

19. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

20. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield, wipers and laser printers all have in common? (Ans. - All invented by women.) (genuine comment: Celebrate girl power!)

21. Question - This is the only food that doesn’t spoil. What is it? Ans: Honey
(genuine comment: oooo.. The promised land full of honeyy)

22. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

23. A snail can sleep for three years. (wah... i'd want that. but for guys, imagine you finally wake up one day and found yourself lying/maybe even tangled in your long, tangling mustache)

24. All polar bears are left handed.

25. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

26. Butterflies taste with their feet.

27. Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.
(or else there'd be more earthquakes)

28. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

29. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

30. Shakespeare invented the word ‘assassination’ and ‘bump’.
(bump?? by Shakespeare?? that says a LOT about him.)

31. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

32. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

33. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

34. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (watch out for my bloooooD!!)

35. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. (yikes... but my iPod died so for a long time to come my ears shall be less bacteria-infested)

36. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
(so why did someone else invent the match? must not have heard of the lighter yet.)

37. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
(ok.. luckily i don't use lipstick. lip gloss leh? mwahaha)

38. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.
(hmmm... tell me who would tongue print? oh.. i noe why everyone's tongue print wld be different alr. cos everyone's saliva contents are different mah.)

39. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

*hahahah, forgive my super-lameness + sarcastic tone. quite fun though.

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